A Conspiracy of Ravens

It's all true! The NFL is secretly backing the Patriots. Bill Belichick was on the grassy knoll. Elvis spiked the Gatorade. Unmarked helicopters with powerful cameras are watching for secret signals. Tom Brady was in the Michigan chapter of Skull and Bones. Mr. Kraft is getting help from the Trilateral Commission. Randy Moss was created in a laboratory by the gray aliens. Bigfoot's been spotted in Foxborough. The truth is out there. Believe!