Friday, March 02, 2007

I Am Not a Loser

I just did my official weigh-in. Total weight lost in the last month is . . . just a sec here . . . doing the math . . . double checking . . . where'd I leave that calculator . . . and, total: zero pounds. Haven't lost a thing.

That's not exactly according to plan, but I've decided to look on the bright side. I haven't lost. The opposite of lose is win. Ergo, I am a winner.

A big fat winner. Good for me.

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